Very Nice(Borat Style..;-) )

"An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. The lift will be down presently" the receptionist told him.

The lift? said the American . 'Oh, you mean the elevator.'

No, I mean the lift replied the Englishman.

I think I should know what it is called said the American. Elevators were invented in the States.

Perhaps retorted the Englishman. But we invented the language."


its funny how sometimes reality appears in the jokes section!!